On Saturday evening of our Ottawa trip we headed to the bout. Although we played the Slaughter Daughters in 2009, there wasn't much we knew about them. Internet research revealed that the Slaughter Daughters were the 2011 Champions of the Canadian roller derby tournament Beast of the East. It also surfaced that two of their skaters, Semi Precious and Soul Rekker, were on Team Canada for the 2011 Roller Derby World Cup. WHOA.
The Slaughter Daughters are part of Rideau Valley Roller Girls.
Our first few jams seemed to go well, but soon the Slaughter Daughters were able to take advantage of a big power jam. They had really good team work and their jammers were also very smart. It was still fun to play them. We were familiar with a lot of their strategy, but they were very adept at implementing it. I loved watching Knockout block Soul Rekker - they are both so good! At one point when I was out blocking and KO was jamming, I saw her land a crazy apex jump.
Speaking of, Knockout earned MVP for this bout, along with Semi Precious.
The final score was Slaughter Daughters (Rideau Valley Roller Girls): 241 - Hellions of Troy: 74.
I do want to point out that I was said we didn't sing the national anthems before this bout. I've been to Canada/seen enough international bouts that I know most of the words! Here is a link to a youtube video of O Canada: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU to make up for it.
Check out our off-the-track Ottawa adventures in the blog post: http://hellionsoftroy.blogspot.com/2012/05/roadtrip-to-ottawa-on-canada-part-1.html
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Ottawa Bout Recap (Part 2)
Labels:
bouts,
Canada,
Ottawa,
Rideau Valley Roller Girls,
road trip
Location:
Ottawa, ON, Canada
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
First time scrimmaging
During practice last week we had the opportunity to introduce some of our new girls to the basics of scrimmaging. They've been working on stops, falls, and basic hits .... so we thought it might be fun to throw them into some real action! Their WFTDA minimum skills test is also coming up soon!
Freshmeat girls Cricket* and June Bug* were eached "drafted" to a team, black and pink respectively. I wore pink that night, so I got to work with June Bug. There's a couple things you try to remember to tell people the first time they scrimmage:
+ If you get knocked out, come in behind the person who hit you out so you don't get a cut.
+ Work with a partner.
+ Stay on the line.
+ Watch for the jammers!
On our team we also moved June Bug from the inside line to working in the middle. At one point, we had them both jam! Here they are lined up on the jammer line. They actually both jammed a couple times and each got lead jammer at least once. I saw Cricket jump right over a downed skater and it was awesome!
When you practice jumping as a freshmeat, it can be awkward because you're not really jumping out of necessity, you're just jumping over 3 inch orange cones to prove you can do it. We don't always practice jumping at the same speeds we actually play at. So I was very impressed when the time came to jump over a whole person (a lot bigger than a little 3 inch cone), she did it without a doubt. We were all like "YAYYYYYYYYYY that was awesome" and she just looked at us with a "what did I even just do?" This actually happened to me during my first bout.
That's one of the best parts of your first scrimmage. You don't even know how good you are and we can barely express how proud and impressed we are by all your hard work.
*the theme of this quarter's fresh meat class is "edible insects" and includes other names such as 'Centipede' and 'Locust'.
Freshmeat girls Cricket* and June Bug* were eached "drafted" to a team, black and pink respectively. I wore pink that night, so I got to work with June Bug. There's a couple things you try to remember to tell people the first time they scrimmage:
+ If you get knocked out, come in behind the person who hit you out so you don't get a cut.
+ Work with a partner.
+ Stay on the line.
+ Watch for the jammers!
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| Cricket and June Bug lined up to jam - first time ever! |
On our team we also moved June Bug from the inside line to working in the middle. At one point, we had them both jam! Here they are lined up on the jammer line. They actually both jammed a couple times and each got lead jammer at least once. I saw Cricket jump right over a downed skater and it was awesome!
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| June Bug - Lead Jammer!! |
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| Cricket looks to take the inside line to race ahead of the pack! |
When you practice jumping as a freshmeat, it can be awkward because you're not really jumping out of necessity, you're just jumping over 3 inch orange cones to prove you can do it. We don't always practice jumping at the same speeds we actually play at. So I was very impressed when the time came to jump over a whole person (a lot bigger than a little 3 inch cone), she did it without a doubt. We were all like "YAYYYYYYYYYY that was awesome" and she just looked at us with a "what did I even just do?" This actually happened to me during my first bout.
That's one of the best parts of your first scrimmage. You don't even know how good you are and we can barely express how proud and impressed we are by all your hard work.
*the theme of this quarter's fresh meat class is "edible insects" and includes other names such as 'Centipede' and 'Locust'.
Bout Recap: HoTRD vs. the Killah Bees
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| Hellions vs Killah Bees in 2011. |
If implemented properly, this strategy immediately starts jam, releasing the jammers as soon as the refs are able to blow their whistles.
We were excited to host the Bees again to see how we would fair.
The beginning of the game was tough. The Bees opened up with a huge 24-0 jam. We didn't score for the first five jams, until Pork Slap took 8 points in jam 6. We were getting our groove, but by the end of the first period, we were down 62-112.
In the locker room, we talked about their strategy and what we needed to do to react. We recognized their tactics and discussed counter-strategy. We knew it would take teamwork.
Our refocusing at halftime worked. We inched up in points. Five jams into period two, Shockratease had an amazing 25 point power jam, which closed the gap even further. It was so exciting! Soon, after a couple strong jams from Pork Slap and Shockratease again, we finally took the lead. We were so close to sweet victory, but the Bees weren't ready to give up. A 20 point power jam for the Bees gave them back the lead, and they refused to give it up again. The last 5 minutes of the bout were very exciting as both teams fought for points.
In the end, the Killah Bees won the bout with a score of 177 Bees - 169 HoT. Only 8 points! In roller derby, that's practically a tie! Not bad after losing to them by over 150 points last year. It was one of our best games so far this year. Thank you Bees for the amazing game!
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| Hellions of Troy vs. Killah Bees 4.28.12 |
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Next recruitment night: Sunday June 3
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Check out our recruitment information on our website: http://www.hellionsoftroyrollerderby.com/join-us/
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Roadtrip to Ottawa, ON, Canada (Part 1)
The weekend of May 12 the Hellions took a jaunt up to Ottawa, Canada. Most of us made the 6 hour drive on Friday evening, getting in late but ready to greet adventure on Saturday.
I'll talk about the actual bout in another post. This one will chronicle some of our hijynx from the trip :)
I drove up with Massacre, Haidee, and Kitty. We stayed in an Ottawa Hotel with several other Hellions, which was actually part hotel, part senior living apartments. We deemed it the Old-tel. Imagine parading through a hotel lobby in fishnets and gear bags, walking pass older folks just biding their time. I wish I had thought to hand them a flyer.
Ottawa was a really nice city. On Saturday we headed to the Capital Hill area for brunch and to check out their Victoria Day / Tulip Festival. Even though we missed Albany's TulipFest, we still got to check out tulips in Ottawa! But, like Albany, the flowers were mostly past their prime.
On Sunday we were able to enjoy some more of the city before heading out. Some of the people staying in the Old-tel got breakfast at a restaurant called STeaK. I had waffles with steak -- two of my favorite foods TOGETHER. I'm no food blogger, but I will say it was excellent.
As we finished, the rest of the Hellions descended upon the restaurant, and we were finally all together. We took a picture to capture the moment of togetherness (only person who is missing is Epic!)

Next we ventured into a market area. We found a sweet bakery with Canada cookies.
There was also a market area with lots of art, jewelry, vegetables, and all that.
After that we found the Parliament building area. I think Ottawa is a bit like Albany in that it's a capital city. The parliament buildings were spread out over a vast lawn with lots of people congregating. Prime for taking pictures, of course.
Yay Ottawa! Yay Hellions family vacation!
I'll talk about the actual bout in another post. This one will chronicle some of our hijynx from the trip :)
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| Pitstop at Fastrac. |
I drove up with Massacre, Haidee, and Kitty. We stayed in an Ottawa Hotel with several other Hellions, which was actually part hotel, part senior living apartments. We deemed it the Old-tel. Imagine parading through a hotel lobby in fishnets and gear bags, walking pass older folks just biding their time. I wish I had thought to hand them a flyer.
Ottawa was a really nice city. On Saturday we headed to the Capital Hill area for brunch and to check out their Victoria Day / Tulip Festival. Even though we missed Albany's TulipFest, we still got to check out tulips in Ottawa! But, like Albany, the flowers were mostly past their prime.
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| It was also Tulip Fest in Ottawa this weekend. |
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| Lehman, Val, and Eloda simulating a triple bunkbed on a picnic table in the park. I don't know why. |
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| Massacre and I in the park. |
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| Eloda and I in the park. Notice our matching outfits. |
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| Shock, Eloda, and I in a toy store. I walked up to them having a puppet conversation that was in barely-discernable english, but they looked like they were enjoying themselves. So I put a bird on it. |
As we finished, the rest of the Hellions descended upon the restaurant, and we were finally all together. We took a picture to capture the moment of togetherness (only person who is missing is Epic!)

Next we ventured into a market area. We found a sweet bakery with Canada cookies.
There was also a market area with lots of art, jewelry, vegetables, and all that.
After that we found the Parliament building area. I think Ottawa is a bit like Albany in that it's a capital city. The parliament buildings were spread out over a vast lawn with lots of people congregating. Prime for taking pictures, of course.
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| Kitty doing a cartwheel on the lawn of the Parliament buildings. |
Yay Ottawa! Yay Hellions family vacation!
Labels:
Canada,
fastrac,
Ottawa,
Rideau Valley Roller Girls,
road trip
Location:
Ottawa, ON, Canada
Friday, April 13, 2012
This Saturday: Capital District Men's Roller Derby home bout
Capital District Men's Roller Derby returns to the capital region (I mean, they never left, they've just been playing away bouts) TOMORROW in a double header with the Albany All Stars. Albany closes down their 2011-2012 season with a bout against Roller Derby Manchester.
CDMRD takes on the Burlington Bomb Quads from Burlington, VT.
The last time CDMRD played at home was April 2011. Read my bout recap here: http://hellionsoftroy.blogspot.com/2011/04/congratulations-to-capital-district.html
and Jonny Malice's bout recap here: http://blog.timesunion.com/rollerderby/did-you-see-that-coming/3253/
See you this weekend at the Armory!
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Photos from Hellions vs CNY March scrimmage
Last month, the Hellions invited Central New York Roller Derby over to Rollarama for a friendly scrimmage! We had a great time, and it's always inspiring to watch how well CNY's skater gel together.
Happily, Hispanic Attack also joined the ladies of CNY for their roadtrip, camera in hand! Here are some of my favorite shots from the evening by Upstate New York's premier roller derby photography.
Full set here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/waltrome/sets/72157629198299820/with/6827426736/
Hispanic Attack on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/waltrome/
Hispanic Attack on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hispanic-Attack/176823115703535
Happily, Hispanic Attack also joined the ladies of CNY for their roadtrip, camera in hand! Here are some of my favorite shots from the evening by Upstate New York's premier roller derby photography.
Full set here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/waltrome/sets/72157629198299820/with/6827426736/
Hispanic Attack on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/waltrome/
Hispanic Attack on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hispanic-Attack/176823115703535
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| Lehman Smothers and I attempt to hold back Farmer's Slaughter |
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| Kitty made be little, but she takes up a lot of space on the track! |
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| Shockratease on the jammer line against recent CNYRD transfer Addy Rawl. |
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| Disharmony on last defense! |
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| Epic Kate-tastrophe finds her way through the pack. ZOOM! |
Monday, April 9, 2012
Next home bout: Saturday April 28
Online tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/235369
We played Providence Roller Derby's Killah Bees last March -- and we are ready for a rematch!
And here's something we are excited about: Nanny's Double Dutch League (recently featured on alloveralbany.com) will be joining us for our halftime show!
Friday, April 6, 2012
Hellions at Troy Night Out
Last week, new Hellion Darla Vader organized a Hellions flyering crawl of Troy Night Out.
First stop, of course: X's to O's Vegan Bakery.
Sweet treats:
It was a beautiful night in Troy, as always. We made a ton of stops, including a stop at Anchor no 5 Boutique, where we ran into Kevin Marshall, who graciously took a stack of flyers from us - Troy WHAT.
We ended our night at with a visit to Collyde at Wheels and Gears on River Street. Great Troy Night Out!
Sweet treats:
We ended our night at with a visit to Collyde at Wheels and Gears on River Street. Great Troy Night Out!
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Hellions of Troy vs Assault City bout recap
This is the first thing I saw in the parking lot when I arrived at Rollarama before the bout on Saturday, March 17:
Hilarious! At that point I knew the girls from Assault City were going to help us have a great time that night.
The Hellions hadn't played Assault City since 2009, but a few of us had been out to their mixed scrimmages in Syracuse. It was tough to know what to expect from this team, besides knowing they were fun girls. Turns out, they were also tough skaters as well!
At the half, the Hellions were down 59 - 83. We managed to close the gap down to a final score of 160 Assault City to 154 Hellions. We picked it up the 2nd half but fell just a little short. Awesome game against our friends from Syracuse - looking forward to a rematch in July-on their turf this time!
Here are some of my favorite pictures from the bout by Hispanic Attack:
Oh hi, it's me, Short Temper!
The Hellions take on Assault City again this summer on July 7 in Syracuse.
Hilarious! At that point I knew the girls from Assault City were going to help us have a great time that night.
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| Hellions warming up! |
At the half, the Hellions were down 59 - 83. We managed to close the gap down to a final score of 160 Assault City to 154 Hellions. We picked it up the 2nd half but fell just a little short. Awesome game against our friends from Syracuse - looking forward to a rematch in July-on their turf this time!
Here are some of my favorite pictures from the bout by Hispanic Attack:
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| Epic Kate-tastrophe going in for the hit - right on the money. |
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| Pork Slap jammin'. Luci D. Dream calling lead jammer! |
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| Hellions booking it to the front of the pack to stop the jammer. |
Oh hi, it's me, Short Temper!
The Hellions take on Assault City again this summer on July 7 in Syracuse.
Labels:
Assault City,
bouts
Location:
Rollarama Skating Center
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