My family lives pretty close to Albany, so on Friday night I found myself at my high school's Homecoming football game. I also may or may not have been playing in the student/community pep band.
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I was sitting in the stands watching the players warmup - knee bends, jogging to and fro, practicing juke moves around each other. Then I realized - I can do everything these guys can do... except on rollerskates.
Sort of like the old quote,
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.